My Fair Lady
My Fair Lady
THEM WOT ACTID IT
(trans. "Cast List")
The number one, big time
Star of The Show……………………………………HENRY HIGGINS
(Alex Henry)
Other Actors of much less
Importance
ELIZA DOOLITTLE……………………………………..(Jennifer Whelan)
COLONEL PICKERING…………………………………(Logan Starr)
ALFRED DOOLITTLE…………………………………..(George Costakis)
MRS. PEARCE……………………………………………(Ryann Donnelly)
MRS. HIGGINS…………………………………………..(Britta Ambauen)
MRS. EYNSFORD-HILL…………………………………(Liz LaMotte)
FREDDY EYNSFORD-HILL…………………………….(Steve Kennon)
ZOLTAN KARPATHY……………………………………(Kate Russell)
BARKEEPER………………………………………………(Camille Currie)
MRS. HOPKINS……………………………………………(Brittany Beug)
FLOWER GIRL…………………………………………….(Aruna Souri)
QUEEN OF TRANSYLVANIA…………………………...(Genevieve Forier)
Still other Actors in much much less
Important Servant's Chorus Positions
ELIZA'S MAIDS…………………………………………(Rachel Ehlen)
………………………………………….(Caitlin Hastings)
SERVANTS…………………………………………….. (Kristin Seymour)
………………………………………… (Emily Robinson)
………………………………………….(Krista Ullis)
………………………………………….(Katie Shattuck)
Actors in almost completely unimportant
Cockney Chorus Positions
MAN……………………………………………………. (Derrick Gennrich)
OTHER MAN………………………………………. (Matt Butzen-Osborne)
Oh, do we even have to mention
These two? Sigh
HARRY………………………………………………… (Ben Weyerhaeuser)
JAIME………………………………………………….. (Jake Wham)
Wait… all these guys do is play
Instruments in the PIT… Sigh.
VIOLIN………………………………………………….(Jackie Koo)
………………………………….…….(Abby Jasper)
VIOLA………………………………………………..…(Lindsay Fox)
CELLO……………………………………………...…(William Frederick Reus IV)
CLARINET……………………………………………...(Heather Fast)
SAX……………………………………………………...(Corey Matthaei)
TRUMPET……………………………………………….(Peter Otlans)
HORN…………………………………………………….(Chelsey McLean)
PIANO………………………………………………..….(Debra A. Leach )
THEM WOT PULLED IT OFF
(trans. "Crew List")
Very unimportant positions
when compared to the Star
STAGE MANAGER/SOUND………………..… (Shaine Truscott)
LIGHT BOARD OPERATOR………………..… (Colin Robinson)
BACKSTAGE MANAGER………………………(Tory Richart)
SET CONSTRUCTION……………………….... (Don Enoch)
PROP CONSTRUCTION………………….…… (U.S. Tech Class)
PAINT CREW………………………….………. (The Cast, Megan Whelan,
Dawn Riley)
Virtually Useless Positions when compared
to a Star of Mr. Higgins' Proportions
DIRECTOR/DESIGNER……………………………………...(John Forier)
MUSIC DIRECTOR……………………………………….…..(Julie Kangas)
CONDUCTOR………………………………………….……..(Heidi Huckins)
WHY BOTHER WITH DIRECTOR'S NOTES AND
THANK YOUS…LET'S HEAR MORE ABOUT THE STAR!*
Obviously, the role of Henry Higgins is bigger than the show as a whole, in fact it quite frankly transcends theatre entirely. Why even pay attention to the other actors on the stage when it is Higgins that has all the really good lines, all the really good songs, and the best dressing room. Does it matter that the Entire Cast worked incredibly hard for weeks so that The Show would be a success? Does it matter that Megan Whelan and Dawn Riley spent an entire day painting for a show they weren't even in? Or that Julie Kangas put in countless extra hours on costumes and individual singing sessions? Or that Heidi Huckins sacrificed her room… again, and took over paint day when that feeble director took ill? Does it matter that most of the cast are seniors completing a glorious four year career in the performing arts at CWA? No… this isn't about the incredible collaborative nature of the theatre, this is about one role… this is about Henry Higgins. Enjoy!
*I-ro-ny n a way of being amusing or sarcastic by saying exactly the opposite of what one means.